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Scheduled nightly, appearing sporadically

This month in "The Basement" on the lowest level of the Student Union,
Johnnie Onions continues his remarkable run at Bruce's College.
With his trailblazing punk hip-hop ("pip-pop") sound, his gut-wrenching, take no prisoners attitude, and his trademark fried onion ring through his nose, Johnnie Onions is taking America by storm.

Join us for an evening you won't soon forget, as much as you might like to...

Now appearing "In the Basement"
* Wild times when Johnnie Onions
* Enjoy Johnnie's takes on the weekly events at Bruce's College
* Clothing required, no illegal substances, no firearms, no circus animals, no 'amazing' fire tricks, no fake emergencies requiring mouth-to-mouth from Doris, tips appreciated
   
 

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