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Bob
Smith, successful businessman and BC alum writes
"After completing my micro-humanities degree,
I decided to specialize in micro-psychology. I
had a partculuar set of people I wanted to understand
- the employees at my distribution company."
He continues "Well, I have to say the results
were mixed. On the one hand, I did apply the principles
and ideas of Micro-Psychology, but on the other,
what I found was somewhat disturbing and left
me feeling powerless and hopeless. I think I better
get my Fun degree to cheer me up."
In a PS, Mr. Smith notes "In my attached
photo, I covered my head to avoid detection by
my employees. However, I think many of you will
still recognize me" |
Chelle Twain, recent graduate from The College
of Fun reports to Bruce's College on putting her
degree to work.
"Yea, well, I always worked in the hospitality
industry, like as a greeter. So, I wanted to go
to this new restaurant in town, and put on my
resume I had recently graduated with my Fun degree
from Bruce's College. The owner busted up laughing
and hired me on the spot! Thanks Bruce's College!" |
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Casey
Dover, another recent College of Fun grad, sent
along this note.
"I didn't have the money to go to, you
know, 'Big U', and the local community college
was a real drag. So I figured I'd roll the dice
at Bruce's, and holy crap, did I ever come up
a winner! I was completing my coursework in
Advanced Fun at the local coffee shop, just
having a great time and laughing my head off,
when this guy at the next table notices. He
asked me what I was looking at, we started talking
about Bruce's College, he was hooked, and before
you know it, I had a Sales position with his
company making 3x more than I had been making!!!" |
"Hey I can't
really give my name, but I wanted to let you
guys know your Emergency Diploma program really
bailed me out" writes Mr. X from
Los Angeles, CA.
He continues "This awesome
chick was coming over to my crib, and I needed
something to impress her better than my City
Leauge Softball Trophy and old pizza boxes".
"I jumped onto the BC website,
navigated to the all 3 of your colleges, and
printed out three different diplomas. The girl
went for it big time, now she thinks I'm some
kinda genius...I owe it all to you guys!!!" |
artist's rendition
of Mr. X |
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